Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jul

08

“I bet Lohan can’t wait for jail so she can hook up with her roommate.” Let’s hope she doesn’t get caught by her R.A.

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  1. maggie says:

    Ummm…. wow…. Is it just me, Charlie, or is the I.Q. lvl around here slowly dropping due to these girls…? Oh no! What if it has adverse effects? O.O

  2. Sarah Love:) says:

    These girls are so smart,,,jk. I love this site,,, thanks charlie for posting these!:)

  3. Charlie McDowell says:

    Thanks for reading, Sarah!

  4. Maxx says:

    I have been challenged by my friends to get a reply from you Charlie on every post when I leave a comment. Will you help me beat my friends so I don’t have to do the walk of shame like the girls?

  5. Dave says:

    I am an RA at my college. And if I ever found Lindsay Lohan with her roommate, I would blackmail them to let me watch. Hell, if I found any good-looking girl with her roommate, I’d do that!

  6. V says:

    I feel like they must’ve been dropped on their heads as babies. Numerous times.

    • Cassandra says:

      Yes, numerous. I was dropped on my head as a child, but only once. I fear that anymore times would cause some damage. I’m fine! (or at least that’s what the voices say ;] )

  7. Lydia and Kitt says:

    We wonder what they’ll say when it’s Justin Bieber….

  8. Pedro John says:

    Do they not understand the difference between a roommate and a cellmate?

  9. Cheyenne says:

    @Pedro John, Is there really a difference between the two for celebrities?

    • Pedro John says:

      Probably not, anymore. It’s looking like a short stay in the clink is needed for a resume` anymore. (enough soapbox)

  10. kate taran says:

    so their roommates right…

    • David says:

      Kate, you have really hit on the most important element of this post. They, apparently, KNOW that roommates hook up.

  11. Annabélle says:

    maybe they’ll try to land themselves in jail so they can *be* that roommate.

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