Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jul

07

“I went black, now I kinda wanna go back again.” I was half way up the stairs before I realized you were talking about your hair.

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  1. michelle says:

    that’s fine. i thought michael jackson…

  2. Maxx says:

    How many times do you think they’re saying one thing, but meant something else?

  3. Charlie McDowell says:

    47% of the time.

  4. Claire says:

    Poor Charlie. You were so excited huh.

  5. bekah lynn says:

    Hmmm… I’ve always pictured them as blonde Barbie doll-types.

  6. kate taran says:

    charlie your blog is so funny please put a picture of them up…stalk them for a bit with a camera and post the pictures :)

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  8. Anika says:

    bahaha i love this one. and yeah can we get a pic of them? and like bekah lynn said, i imagined them as blonde barbie doll types too.

  9. me says:

    I think not knowing how they look makes this perfect.
    Now everybode can imagine them as someone they know, someone these girls remind them of. Having a picture would ruin it for me. Just like book turned into a movie. The actors who play the characters are not like you imagined them to be.

  10. Pedro John says:

    Be sure and let us know when Romy & Michele talk about their High School reunion

  11. Cheyenne says:

    Charlie, please do NOT post their pictures. It would be like finding out that Santa Clause was actually your parents. Dont ruin my daily Christmas.

  12. Cassandra says:

    Yes, I thought they were blonde as well. But Charlie, you do know that 49.87% of statistics are made up?

  13. Abigail says:

    Lmfao XDthsts gold

  14. Megan says:

    Yeah, Charlie, please never post a picture of them… I might actually know them and then I’d never be able to contain my sarcastic laughter and eye-rolls around them again.

  15. J135 says:

    I don’t know.. You make fun of them a lot, but in many of your entries, you act like you want them. It’s like the little boy who teases and makes fun of the pretty girl in his class because he has a crush on her. These girls are brain duds, stick to sharing their inanities, and keep your fantasies out!

    • Trippetta says:

      Pretty sure he’s joking about being half way up the stairs, genius. -_-‘

  16. Trippetta says:

    Well the thing is, it would be really stupid to post pictures of them. Partially because of being caught as a stalker of the two, but mostly because someone who reads this blog might recognize them on the street and tell them about the site. Then Charlie could find himself in a whole mess of trouble.

  17. Lydia and Kitt says:

    Are you sure about that?

  18. Meghan says:

    I actually pictured you sprinting up a flight of stairs, and for some reason this was the funniest thing I’ve ‘seen’ all day. Hysterical giggles!

  19. Kelliegh says:

    I picture these girls as blonds who teeter around in their heels. Black hair would have made them seem ever so slightly more intelligent… but I doubt it.

  20. Annabélle says:

    you know you can do so much better

  21. Anonymous says:

    I wonder if those girls read this site and laugh at themselves…

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