Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Dec

20

“I saw a terrorist at Forever 21 today!” What?! “She was wearing sandals with socks!” A fashion terrorist. I should’ve known.

Dec

19

“Oh thank God, for a second I thought I read Kim Kardashian died!” Nope, just an evil dictator that sort of looks like her mom.

Dec

16

“What I’m about to tell you is going to change the world. Britney Spears is engaged!” I guess I’ll go prepare for this new world.

Dec

15

“Hey Siri, will you remind me not to have sex with Chad tonight?” So I see a phone has replaced my banging on the ceiling.

Dec

14

“I hate to say this but even if Ryan Gosling proposed to me with a Zales ring, I would say no.” Because it’s Ryan Gosling, right?

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