Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“I saw a terrorist at Forever 21 today!” What?! “She was wearing sandals with socks!” A fashion terrorist. I should’ve known.
19
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Oh thank God, for a second I thought I read Kim Kardashian died!” Nope, just an evil dictator that sort of looks like her mom.
16
Dear Girls Above Me,
“What I’m about to tell you is going to change the world. Britney Spears is engaged!” I guess I’ll go prepare for this new world.
15
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Hey Siri, will you remind me not to have sex with Chad tonight?” So I see a phone has replaced my banging on the ceiling.
14
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I hate to say this but even if Ryan Gosling proposed to me with a Zales ring, I would say no.” Because it’s Ryan Gosling, right?
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