“How do I spell… this word?” Unfortunately I don’t have a visual, but aren’t you pointing to it?

“How does Google work? Is someone hired to look up your search and send it back to you?” Yes, and they search for it on Google.

“I’ve always had a thing for older guys. As a kid I dreamt of riding on Santa’s sleigh.” I think you have a thing for presents.

“I think I’m pregnant–Wait, does the Barneys sale last all of December?!” Umm, can I react to the first part instead of the sale?

“School was forever ago! I don’t remember what a stupid adjective means!” Ironic that the adjective you just used was “stupid.”