Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Dec

15

“Hey Siri, will you remind me not to have sex with Chad tonight?” So I see a phone has replaced my banging on the ceiling.

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  1. Shawny says:

    hahahaha this is too funny xD

  2. Shawny says:

    i can hear siri’s automated voice coming in at the most awkward time that night, “Do not have sex with Chad tonight.” *awkward silence* lol

  3. llamalicious says:

    That’s gonna be awkward when she’s drunk and getting naked, and then suddenly her phone yells at the pair: “NO SEX DAMMIT!”

    Poor Chad.

  4. DDD says:

    poor Chad…

  5. pottergirl94 says:

    I seem to remember a Chad from several posts back, same guy?

  6. Rebi says:

    Maybe he’s the father.

  7. Disi says:

    She needs to remind herself to say no when Ryan Gossling asks for her fake marriage with a Zales Ring

  8. Lena says:

    This is the problem with society! Relying on a phone to remind you not to have sex…*shakes head missishly*

  9. Leah says:

    Lmfao.
    The best part of this is that the phone will actually do it.

  10. TheNorwegian says:

    I have read trough your entire page here, and I’m in deep shock. How is this even possible? HOW CAN IT LIVE?
    You need to get a green Subaru for the chaos!!

    A friend experienced something _almost_ remotely close to this After a conversation with the landlord she was tossed out.

  11. Mmw says:

    I just found this page and it’s hysterical. I literally read every post in one day. I don’t even know how these girls are alive!

  12. Sarah says:

    You will get your chance to bang on the ceiling some other time.

  13. Alex says:

    I don’t think the phone’s gonna be enough, Charlie. You’re banging on the ceiling may still be needed.

  14. GuardGirlie93 says:

    *sigh* either that, or it’s gonna end up saying, “Have sex with Chad tonight” or something random like that.

    http://www.whysiriwhy.com

    ^ that link right there shows what Siri does to a person…actually somewhat intelligent people…what would it do to a GAC?

  15. DDD says:

    well? what’s the verdict from last night? hear anything?

  16. Gamble says:

    I want to know if she’s actually preg

  17. K.med says:

    Damn,you got upstaged by a a stupid hunk of glass and metal. And I agree with Gamble.

  18. Jordo says:

    At least she hasn’t had it remind her to breath…yet.

  19. Katlyn says:

    I had to google Siri, I thought it was an actual person. I feel so out of touch with technology.

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