Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“What I’m about to tell you is going to change the world. Britney Spears is engaged!” I guess I’ll go prepare for this new world.
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Just like it changed the world last time… Well, it made Kevin Federline famous, so the world was a bit worse off, I guess…
First?
who?
I hope in this new world there are unicorns and dragons.
Friendly dragons or damsel kidnapping dragons?
Both!
obviously friendly dragons fighting off damsel-kidnapping dragons!
I just bought 500 AAA batteries.
Costco? Because that’s where Tom Wilson gets his batteries….Only makes sense if you’ve seen Tom Wilson’s Bigger Than You…sorry, I’ll go away now :D
HOLY S*&T!!!! I NEED TO GO PREPARE!! Possibly get some Indian food on the way!
NOOOO This is still 2011! I thought we still had a year left!
ahaha
Yes because the people who thought people were made out of corn husks are really do reliable (sarcasm hand hitting the fifth neubulae form the sun)
*gasp* Are you saying people AREN’T made from corn husks??!
Well obviously we’re made from trees duh
Something tells me she won’t be married for long.
Jesus, even Britney’s doing trial marriages…oh wait…
…..legally blonde much?
DAMMIT they’re right. If she gets married, she’s going to have another kid. We got lucky with the first two, but statistically speaking, any more offspring of britney spears must be the antichrist. Its in the Mayan fine print. Do the math. A couple months to try getting pregnant, 9 months to bake the end of the world and BOOM next December, antichrist spears.
Your logic is flawless. clearly the endtimes are upon us O_O
Craaaaaap!
Time to hoard toilet paper.
Like it’s gold
To the shelter! Grab the guns! Its the zombie Apocalypse!………. nah, that’s just me not caring.
Preparing for the new world, in this day and age,
Means reconstructing your life because Spears is engaged.
The universe is ending, the zombies must be near,
Because someone marrying Brittany is the world’s biggest fear.
Will this hurt her or help her? I guess we’ll know soon,
But a heads up to her fiance: BRITTANY’S A LOON.
I am EXTREMELY sorry I dropped off the face of the Earth for a while and stopped visiting this site and writing poems. It was my 2011 New Year’s resolution to write a poem for every post, and as you all can see, I failed miserably. So sorry.
I must say, that was a great piece of poetry…especially since it’s true. :P
I also just realised that it’s been almost 2 years since Charlie started cataloguing these girls. Keep it coming!
The mariage date is 12/21/2012.
Just watch. Brittany gonna get married, have a media renowned divorce, gain 40-60 pounds, have triplets, then will sing “Oops, I did it again.” on daytime television.
And all the youngins who weren’t around for Britney’s younger years will say she “pulled a Kim Kardashian”.
Don’t forget the shaved head! That happens after the 60 pounds.