Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Nov

21

“Oh my God, Adam Levine is beyond a hottie! He totally moves like Jagger…Wait, who is Jagger?” Ask your mom.

Nov

18

“Obviously I’m going to be Team Edward tonight, so maybe I’ll be Team Ashton right now.” Do I have to be Team Rumer Willis again?

Nov

17

“I don’t get it, why do all these people want to live on Wall Street? Soho is such a better area.” You’re right. Occupy Soho!

Nov

16

“Screw you, Cathy! Siri is a better friend than you’ll ever be!” Wait, tell her you know the weather in Dayton, Ohio tomorrow!

Nov

15

(Watching The Hunger Games trailer) “I play very different hunger games.” Yes but anorexia doesn’t make for good cinema.

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