“Oh my God, Adam Levine is beyond a hottie! He totally moves like Jagger…Wait, who is Jagger?” Ask your mom.

“Obviously I’m going to be Team Edward tonight, so maybe I’ll be Team Ashton right now.” Do I have to be Team Rumer Willis again?

“I don’t get it, why do all these people want to live on Wall Street? Soho is such a better area.” You’re right. Occupy Soho!

“Screw you, Cathy! Siri is a better friend than you’ll ever be!” Wait, tell her you know the weather in Dayton, Ohio tomorrow!

(Watching The Hunger Games trailer) “I play very different hunger games.” Yes but anorexia doesn’t make for good cinema.