Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“Oh my God, Adam Levine is beyond a hottie! He totally moves like Jagger…Wait, who is Jagger?” Ask your mom.
18
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Obviously I’m going to be Team Edward tonight, so maybe I’ll be Team Ashton right now.” Do I have to be Team Rumer Willis again?
17
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I don’t get it, why do all these people want to live on Wall Street? Soho is such a better area.” You’re right. Occupy Soho!
16
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Screw you, Cathy! Siri is a better friend than you’ll ever be!” Wait, tell her you know the weather in Dayton, Ohio tomorrow!
15
Dear Girls Above Me,
(Watching The Hunger Games trailer) “I play very different hunger games.” Yes but anorexia doesn’t make for good cinema.
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