Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“It’s time we get a dog!” PLEASE, DO NOT GET A– “But we should invent wireless leashes first.” Oh okay, I’m good.
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ROFL nice how they end those moments of terror for you isn’t it?
Second!
Highest up I’ve ever been…
You have my name! :o Haha. Hi, Cassidy. I’m Cassidy! :3
*FACEPALM!*
How did they make it past 3rd grade >.<'
Sex.. that’s how.. Dumb pretty girls + horny teachers= sex. Although 3rd grade makes it a little bit creepy.
The same way everyone else does, especially in America, by getting a year older.
lol made me laugh, btw charlie how did you make your site? A friend of mine and I want to start up our own blog but have no idea. Please help
First comment I’ve ever left here, though I thought I’d reply to Cassie since I’m a blogger myself. I was lucky enough to have a WordPress template site built for me free of charge, though with blogger.com, you should be able to sign up for a basic blog fairly simply.
Charlie, your posts never fail to brighten my day. Thanks :)
Along with their uncarbonated soda.
It’s very logical to have dreams in life Charlie, they deserve a dog!
would a rottweiler be to big for an apartment?
Yea, Charlie, You should give them a little purse dog. They would love it. he-he. PS-first time commenting.. Love the site!
Make sure the dog doesn’t bark!!
I think there would be so much more material for you if they got a dog Charlie! Think of all the stupidity! :)
Think of the poor pooch, though!
This was very funny, especially since I had a mental image of you walking your dog with them walking their dog. Dog walk buddies! *shudders* that would be terrible, but it’d also mean you were exposed to more of their…intellectual conversations.
Prepare to have PETA on speed-dial…
I wasn’t aware that leashes involved wires…maybe I’m just not special enough to have a leash with wires for my dog. Anyway. A wireless leash? What is that? Is it a way of making the dog become remote controlled?
Wireless leash….. I think that’s already been invented, IT’S CALLED AN ELECTRIC FENCE!!!!!
I’d feel sorry for the dog if they did get one.
Haha oh dear. The site would have to change then. It’s be: Dear Girls and Poor Victimised Dog Above Me.
Bahahahahaha! This cracked me up sooo much! (But seriously, I’d had to think of a dog being left with them! I doubt they’d even remember to feed it!)
Or maybe they should just go with a goldfish. They might remember to feed it every couple days and it would’t starve, just cuz goldfish require so little responsibility, even they couldn’t kill one.
Their stupidity might actually help them keep the fish alive. My fish always died because I would feed them too much.
Wow. Another million dollar idea from the GAC (who have been remarkably quiet recently).
Think I can top their genius: dog less wire!
Oh, wait..
I suppose the correct term would be a leashless leash, although it would make you sound like a slurring drunk.
Wouldn’t that kind of…defeat the purpose?
Surprised they didn’t design to invent dogs that don’t need to be walked or fed first!
Also Charlie, never let them see http://www.unleashedtechnology.com/wireless_dog_leash.asp !
oh dear God, this must never be leaked out to them…
Now I’m just waiting for a post that says “they got a dog”
I fear for that dog’s safety should they ever invent a wireless leash…(btw love the username :D)
Oops sorry meant to reply to ILoveRoryWilliams…heh
dog…
wow, actor Tom Truong’s dog is really cute…
hello…
This really answered my problem, thank you!…
I think a wireless leash could be made. It would work through punishment though.
There would be two components, one carried by the owner and attached to the dog’s collar. The device carried by the owner would periodically measure the distance to the device worn by the dog. If the dog got too far away, the owner’s device would tell the dog’s device to deliver a small shock.
It might be better to just to train your dog to stay near you through positive reinforcement though.
runaway…
have you seen this runaway teen? please approve this trackback….