Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Oct

31

“Ahhhhhh!” What? “Ahhhhhh! What? “Ahhhhhh!” What!? “Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce!” Thanks for wasting my whats.

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  1. mike says:

    some scars are permanent.

  2. DDD says:

    it’s amazing how much celebrity news you find out just from listening to the girls…

  3. CharlotteBelowYou says:

    Well, looks like Kim’s finished her test marriage. The girls should be proud of her

  4. ChelsLynn says:

    *shakes head* well at least you’re keeping updated on all the important celeb gossip…

  5. Katy says:

    My art teacher had the same reaction- but she was a bit more disgusted than horrified, seeing as they wasted millions of dollars on a 72 day marriage.

  6. Sarah says:

    Great. Now I am forced to admit I’ve kept up with the kardashians. For today anyway.

  7. Whovian says:

    Wow…I had no clue, you learn the craziest stuff here…

  8. Ariel says:

    When I read that in the news, I KNEW the Girls would be talking about it. I just hoped you’d update with it. Looks like I was right. Thank you for this!

  9. Rebi says:

    Aaaand THIS is the reason why my faith in marriage (and humanity as a whole) is quickly going down the toilet into which these girls puke.

  10. Lena says:

    I love how she considers this such earth-shattering news. I bet if the world was actually breaking in half, she would only scream if she broke a nail when a piece of the ceiling caved in or something.

  11. pjano-man says:

    now is not the time to be cynical Charlie.. shiz just got real.

  12. pottergirl94 says:

    Really they wasted all that money that could have been invested or gone to people who actually need it. The wastefulness of the people in this country make me sick

    • pb says:

      well, their wedding’s corporate and media sponsors wasted millions of dollars that could have gone to people who actually need it.
      not disagreeing that the kardashians are celebrity vultures.

  13. Nicole says:

    When I heard the news I actually thought of the “Girls above you”.

  14. Alex says:

    Charlie!!! I’m curious (and I know this is completely off topic but whatever). What did you dress up as for Halloween?

  15. Charlie McDowell says:

    She later went on to say, “I had a physic feeling this was going to happen.” Physic? Really?

    • pb says:

      well it is a clear demonstration of newton’s third law, that for every action (that gets millions of dollars of sponsorship and media coverage) there is an equal and opposite reaction (that will get millions of dollars of ‘media exclusives’).

  16. Sonia says:

    Charlie, I’m also wondering what you were for Halloween! (:

  17. GuardGirlie93 says:

    Umm…yeah…about that…didn’t they just renew their wedding vows two months after they got married on “Ellen”?

    I kinda feel sorry for the guy- found out about the divorce through TMZ. Sooo immature.

  18. Rachel says:

    Test marriage number three is a go.

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