Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Aug

15

“Not to get all sentimental, but I’m really proud of us for getting into bikini shape this summer.” Hold on, I need a Kleenex.

Aug

11

“Shark Week is over!? But it was only on for like a week! Oh, wait a minute–” Nope, you already said it out loud!

Aug

10

“OMG! I lost 3 pounds from food poisoning! We’re so going back there.” Finally you found a place that does the vomiting for you.

Aug

09

“I can’t believe we both got a pimple on our lip at the same time!” Umm, did you happen to make out with the same Ed Hardy guy?

Aug

05

“Honestly I could never be with someone who didn’t absolutely love Miami.” Funny, I just said the same thing, except the opposite.

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