Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Aug

05

“Honestly I could never be with someone who didn’t absolutely love Miami.” Funny, I just said the same thing, except the opposite.

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  1. Erin says:

    I feel the same way about Miami as you.

  2. Charlie McDowell says:

    Sorry Miami people.

  3. Sidnie Lynne says:

    First comment every, yay! I love your responses to the girls Charlie.

    But I’m starting to think this is one of the higher priorities for the girls. Miami, really?

  4. pottergirl94 says:

    i know how you feel charlie i feel the same way about my state. there’s too many trees.

  5. chris mendoza says:

    my question is why miami? @.@

  6. kmccann says:

    I’m assuming they love LMFAO

  7. Amber says:

    What if they leave you for Miami Charlie!?

  8. Rosi says:

    Miami….Miami? How random. When I was little I thought Miami was a state up by the Great Lakes…they probably thought that until like last year..

    • Jamie Z. says:

      The Miami indians were indigenous to the Ohio/Indiana area, so you were sort of right.

      Miami, FL is a hole.

  9. Diana says:

    Did you ever stop to think that they might be able to hear you?

  10. Luna says:

    Charlie, this is your 400th post. 8D

  11. Quin says:

    I guess that means you can never be together… I bet you’re really disappointed, huh?

  12. Beth says:

    Why Miami? also what does that have to do with anything in a relationship? =/

  13. jack says:

    hey, just discovered your blog, and read the whole thing straight through. pure genius. it’s now 6am. i’m going to bed.

  14. Pie of Chocolate says:

    At first, by “opposite” I thought you meant you could only be in Miami with someone who absolutely loves you.

  15. Misty says:

    Hm. How random. Why Miami? And why does a love of certain cities matter in a relationship of theirs?
    Oh, Charlie, I’m so sorry. I’m sure you’re very disappointed. You’ll never be together!

  16. Stephanie says:

    Hey Charlie, on a randomly randome note, did you know your dad is going to be a FanExpo (an awesome convention) this year? I’m tempted to meet him just to tell him I read your website religiously. Almost….I think it’d either be weird or a little rude….

  17. Katoka says:

    Obaasan says “What’s Miami? A city? I love big-city men!”
    She didn’t know what Miami was…

    • Heiner meyer says:

      TWO STRONG MEN IN A VAN

    • Pie of Chocolate says:

      When I was a kid, my mom kept saying that she was going to Miami, and I thought she was saying My Ami. So I said, “Next time you go to your Ami, I want to go too!”

  18. Chloe says:

    Why Miami? I mean, there are plenty of places that are similar, but better. Silly GAC.

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  21. Sara Weissner says:

    Oh Miami

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  23. a Finnish visitor says:

    I love these comments, I really can relate… I’m happy not to be the only one that has had problems with noisy neighbours, it’s amazing how badly stuff like this might get to one’s nerves! Firstly yelling everything out loud instead of using a normal voice in a building that’s anything but sound proof is in itself a violation of your privacy, and as if that wasn’t enough, the things these two let slip out of their mouths are just so plain stupid, that it makes you even ten times angrier. It’s good that you have a vent like this. :)

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