Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“Why can’t all men be like Amanda Bynes as a guy in She’s the Man?” After listening to your conversations, I sorta am that man.
21
Dear Girls Above Me,
“He’s taking me out to some restaurant in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!” Maybe they can whip you up some Korean food.
20
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I was away from my phone 5 whole minutes and no missed calls or texts!” Ahh! Gather the women and children and run for the hills!
19
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more Facebook friends is because you accept everyone.” Subtext: You’re a whore.
18
Dear Girls Above Me,
“J.Lo and Marc Anthony call it splitsville!? What hope do the rest of us have!?” The exact same as when they were together.
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