Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jul

25

“Amy Winehouse was killed in Norway!?” Hey CNN, slow down!

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  1. Lawl says:

    haha, wowww

  2. Aubreyanna Wenzl says:

    Oh my gosh! These girls crack me up! (:

  3. Karen says:

    They should stick with TMZ.

  4. mystra says:

    I find it hard to believe that they actually watch the news.

  5. Iz says:

    I love their ability to make us laugh even when horrendous things like this happen.

  6. Leila says:

    …..They’re a little behind on their news… or did you wait to post this? Either way, they’re bang on getting the news completely wrong. Gotta love the GAM. :)

    • Charlie McDowell says:

      Ya, for the most part I don’t post on the weekends.

      • Alex says:

        Well, even you deserve breaks, Charlie. :)

      • Leila says:

        Yeah, too bad you can’t take those breaks from the GAM at home. Have you invested in some ear plugs yet for the days you just want to ignore them (assuming you have those days)?

  7. GoKendra! says:

    I wonder at what height they were dropped at as children? It had to have pretty high or they need to stop doing the bad stuff.

  8. Mattie says:

    This is quite sad, I’m only 14, and I’m more educated than them. how did they pass grade school?

  9. Rosi says:

    ….woooow! I don’t even know what to say to this. Something is seriously wrong with these chicks, like please someone get them a doctor, who dropped them as babies from a 5th story window, let them chew on the lead paint of their cribs and swapped their milk bottles with vodka, seriously!

    • Keana says:

      That’s quite the list of things…are you sure that’s enough?

      • Rosi says:

        Nope, they probably grew up by a like a nuclear power plant or something. I need something more tragic for the list..anyone got any ideas? Like mauled by bears or something?

  10. Katie says:

    At least they know something is going on in the world lol

  11. Macy says:

    They get an A for watching the news and an F for comprehension…

  12. weasleygirl says:

    I’m so proud of them for trying to watch the news. No matter how it happen

  13. Random Punmaster says:

    They met in cooking class. It was boil meets grill.

  14. Jillian says:

    Almost.

  15. Alex says:

    I was wondering if we would hear anything about Amy Winehouse from them. :) At least they’ve got the headline news pretty much covered.

  16. Maren says:

    Gotta say it’s not really their fault. American media seems to think a drug addict’s death trumphs almost hundreds of lives lost in the hands of a mad man… Today, all Americans sicken me.

    • David says:

      and people like you who think all Americans are mindless snobs sicken me.

      • Jocie says:

        David, I want to shake your hand.

      • David says:

        Thank you, Jocie. I was just voicing my opinion, and I seem to have shut him up. Everyone thinks that Americans are the worst, they think every stereotype about us is true. Yeah, try actually meeting one of us before you assume things.

      • Jessy says:

        I work with Americans every day, and generally they are not the smartest people I have ever met. Now that may just be the clientele that we deal with, but I’m Canadian and we get some of the stupidest people I have ever met. Not necessarily mean or anything, just some very stupid people sometimes.

      • Jocie says:

        I think our biggest problem is that we put our stupid people on display. Reality TV. The truth is the world is full of stupid people. It doesn’t matter what language they speak, where they come from, or what they look like.

      • David says:

        But Jesse, that doesnt mean every american is stupid, does it?

      • Urza9814 says:

        As an American…I agree with Maren. This country is downright revolting. Not that there’s anywhere that’s much better…

      • Jessy says:

        Like I said, David, it could just be the clientele that I have to deal with, but from the standpoint of where I see it… we don’t get the smartest people… I’m not saying that all Americans are stupid either, just the majority of the ones I deal with… :P

    • That Guy From The Bus Stop says:

      Actually, I don’t think reporting a singer’s death means we’ve trumphed millions of innocent lives. Every newspaper is full of articles on Norway. We’re not all losers. GAM are just a small fraction of the population.

  17. Luna Lovegood says:

    At least they know that Amy Whinehouse died

  18. Colleen says:

    Lordy, this one is just sad. I literally face-palmed when I read it.

  19. Shucks says:

    As much as I hate to say this because everything you say makes me laugh, I think you’re a cyberbully. :/

  20. Artsy Girl says:

    Hey everyone, if you have twitter and you follow DGAM follow @TheTextingGame. Trust me:)

  21. GreatCthulhu says:

    Thank you Charlie!! Best birthday post of the year!! ;)

  22. Claudia says:

    If we’re referring to them as the girls above you, should we say “Oh the silly girls above you!” OR make it an acronym like you have and say “Oh the silly GAY!”?

  23. Alex says:

    Oh gosh these posts are all hillarious i cant get over it how are people that silly!! and yes I discovered GAM Yesterday at about 9pm and byt 12am-1am I had read them all haha

    • Charlotte says:

      the waiting is painfull, but sometimes i wait a week to read all the posts just so my day is super mega foxy awesome hott:)

  24. BlondNorwegian says:

    How lovely the fact that the tragedy that happened in Norway is reduced to the horrible incident of Amy Winehouse’s death…

  25. Lizzzzzz says:

    … at first I thought that amy whinehouse had been killed in a massacre in ohio….

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    …And here is where I stop believing that you’re not making half of these up, Charlie.

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