Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“The psychic said I might have a stalker in my life!” I much prefer “a friend who always listens,” thank you very much.
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think the psychic reads dgam?? lol
*Like*
Is this the same physic who told her to have kids for money?? And it’s not stalkin it’s observeing
hi sissy
psychic* sorry to be a grammar nazi, but physic is a completely different word.
Thanks sorry bout that :/
well charlie women always want a man who listens
OMG! Could it be? Psychics are legit? …
Oh my Charlie..she’s done let the cat out the bag!
haha last time I said ‘Let the cat out of the bag’ my grandmother started yelling at me to find the cat and put it out side.
Hahahahahhaa
Well, psychic said “might” so you should still be safe. Time to start covering your tracks though.
Or you could just change the name of your wifi again. Hahah.
You should change it to “Stalker”
They’d freak out if that EVER happened. I’d hope Charlie’d put their reaction on here. It’d probably b hilarious. :P
I vote “yes” to this idea!
another yes vote.
do it charlie, do it!
And yet, another yes vote. PLEEEEEAAAASSSEEEE, CHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRLIE! -pleads-
^^this. that would be hilarious.
LOVE IT
The super natural forces are onto you Charlie….
And she might be a reader of DGAM, but since nobody knows the actual identity of the girls she could have said “maybe” due to them reminding her of the said girls.
Stalker Schmalker, you’re just a friend of theirs that they don’t really know about.
The psychic is only partially correct: they DEFINITELY have A LOT of stalkerS.
HAHAHAHA!! Too true! In our own ways, we do stalk them. :)
one thing i can check off my bucket list!
stalk two random dumb idiots
CHECK!
Looks like you have to kill the psychic so (s)he doesn’t blow your cover.
They are catching onto you, Charlie…sorry…
it’s not stalking since your home is directly under theirs, you don’t even leave your house to follow them. therefore, NOT STALKING :)
[insert witty one liner here]
(inserts witty comeback and laughter here)
{Inserts insult about Olivia’s reply here}
( wonders how you made that face in you username )
[inserts insult about Olivia’s intelligence]
Charlie, you are not a stalker. And neither are we. Were more like special friends who are trying to figure out what the HELL is wrong with them.
BTW- long time reader first time commenter!:) I don’t go a day without reading your posts and i love you for creating this blog. Who knew it was possible for people to be this stupid. Do you ever make any of this stuff up??
Awesome, thanks for reading every day!
This made my whole day :) too perfect.
You beat me to it. Part of me hopes he or they never move because this makes my day too often. :D
This is the first time I’ve considered the small possibility that psychics are legit.
IKR?! Either the psychic reads DGAM, or their powers have been confirmed…
Well if it’s just might then not a very good psychic also it kinda isn’t just one stalker…the psychic probably thought she was pretty and went “eh its possible”
hahaha
Charlie, did this freak you out a little bit when you heard it?
I definitely stopped eating my bagel for a second.
Bahaha! The psychic’s not wrong is she. And I prefer the term ‘listening from afar’. :) I’m curious, how did the girls react to that? Are they super freaked out or do they think it’s cool?
I’m pretty sure they were wondering if he was hot.
That doesn’t surprise me.
Me neither…not at all.
They’re dumb enough to see a phsycic…?
If you’ve followed this for any amount of time and you are still doubting the fact that these girls are dumb as a bag of rocks, I fear for you! haha :]
best post yet.
i hope the psychic doesn’t know your name or give hints about where you live…
You are so busted!! The wild seeress is onto you. TeeHee
Hell, I freely admit that if I lived anywhere near them, I would definitely stalk them. How can you NOT want to stalk people so entertainingly idiotic? Wouldn’t you like to follow and see every stupid thing they do? Because we all know they MUST show their brainlessness in interesting public ways at some point xD
Omg! They know!!! LOL
Stalking would require leaving the house to follow them – you just use your talent – eavesdropping. That would explain why the psychic said ‘might have a stalker’.
HAHAHA….really though thats good…
If they ever found out about you Charlie: “Cathy! The homeless guy is stalking me!” Or was Cathy the one who went to the psychic?
Stalking from your own living room. Easy job, isn’t it?
It’s not stalking. It’s more like observing a couple of wild animals in their natural habitat. You’re just using good camoflauge.
THERE ON TO US! *whips cape around and dissapears into the night*
They’re*
even I make mistakes
I never took psychics seriously, but now I’m not sure how to react!
…I wonder where this psychic is located anyway…
Oh man, Charlie! You better watch out!!!
Do you ever wonder if any of their friends, or the girls themselves will find out about this blog?
There too dumb to realize it’s about them. They’ll just laugh along like everyone else.
Wouldn’t they recognize things they say? Or am I giving them too much credit?
Kelsea… Your giving them too much credit
Back when I was young, “stalking” was calling “courtship”…
Uh oh. I hope their next visit with the psychic doesn’t ruin all the fun for us!
This post is too life ending to post a pun.
JAAAYKAAAAAY..
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I bet they went to Sybil Trelawney…-shakes head- She’s always predicting the worst.
Haha 50 points to misty
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