Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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“Do you think Osama Bin Laden’s ever bored in his cave giving himself a mangina?” No– well, maybe.
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How does that even pop into someone’s head??
They also were wondering if he “trims his pubes.”
Highly doubt it haha.
Have you ever wondered how we could put their “intellect” to covert use? Would they ever work out as spies? I mean, obviously, they couldn’t know they were spies, but, still…. could it work…?
Only if Charlie still lived below them to report back to us….
Haha, interesting theories. Howeve, if he trimmed his pubes, don’t you think he’d trim his beard as well?
I’m so confused by this conversation of theirs…
the fact that they know who he is shocks me.
That was my first reaction too…
I wonder if they think this is considered a ‘political debate’ …
Hahaha, I love these girls so much. SO. MUCH.
I’m scared to google mangina, anyone want to explain?
I googled it. I was in a healthier mental state before I knew the answer.
It’s just when a guy puts his penis between his legs, making it look like he has a vagina. Not really that disturbing. Just odd.
Think Silence of the Lambs. Creepy serial killer dude looking at himself in the mirror. That scene. There’s your answer.
I didn’t think a person could give themselves a mangina…
Jas, Mangina basically is calling him a girl
how would you even begin to…? nevermind. They are hopeless.
It makes you wonder what kind of things they decide NOT to say out loud…
What brought on this train of thought?
Just when I think they’ve said it all….but props to them for knowing who Osama Bin Laden was, and not confusing him with the president like so many intelligent people do….
I thought they were making an “old greg” reference. while cool, made that statement very very confusing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydr8a3UHUy4
alos, do it, click on it, you know you want to.
Ahh, Old Gregg…I haven’t seen that in over a month D:! I luffles Old Gregg <3.
I’m totally confused and creeped out by this statement.
Oh my God….
Where does this come from?
I guess this is more odd than it is dumb, but it could go either way….
Charlie, have they ever asked someone other than each other something like this? Has anyone ever corrected them?
This explains why you’re covering your ears in the picture…
Yes. Of course. That is exactly what Osama Bin Laden is doing in his cave. It’s not like he’s busy trying not to get caught by the American government or anything.
Well what else do you have to do while hiding from the government in a cave?
shadow puppets.
Practicing Broadway numbers?
Were they watching Silence of the Lambs…? Because I can’t think of any other reason why that thought would pop into anyone’s head.
If they start talking about fava beans and/or nice chiantis, I suggest you find a new habitation.
See, I wanna say their heads are like fishbowls minus the water. But of course, including the aquatic animals. Just…mostly empty.
Little did we guess
Our ditzy friends above are
FBI agents.
You have much to learn, young grasshopper.
When the girls are bored and blue,
they say some things that make us say ‘ew’.
Osama Bin Laden is off in a cave,
turning himself to Danielle from Dave.
When it comes to these girls, I think it’d be best
To trade in Prada for a straightjacket vest.
OWNED.
Actually, Blueberrymuffins poem was a haiku, I don’t really think you can own people that write haikus, they’re on a higher intellectual plane than the rest of us.
imogen, that is actually not a haiku, its an americanized version of one. haiku are not written based on syllables, it is a common misconception but it also makes your calling out dolores saying blueberry was on a higher intellectual plane is false. now dont you look stupid.
Perhaps I do, but both you and Dolores are unnecessarily harsh. I think you should apologise to me and stop being such a big meany.
Thanks.
Firstly, thank you Meaghanne, for defending my magical genius. However, I do apologize to Imogen and BlueberryMuffin. I was merely expressing myself teasingly in poem form.
I love how even when one trolls another on this site, it’s still eloquent and polite.
It’s especially amusing if it’s your troll that someone’s trolling.
Meaghanne: fair point that a haiku is determined by moras, not syllables. However, if you know any Japanese you’ll know that it is nearly impossible to perfect an English-language haiku because the structure is so radically different. Traditionally, an English-language haiku will abide by the 17-syllable rule. I’m an English teacher :)
If by “English teacher” you mean “teacher from England,” then so am I.
Umbridge: What part of England? I meant English teacher in the sense that I teach the subject, English Literature, in the United States. But I went to Oxford, so I’m always happy to connect with a fellow teacher overseas!
I am not a teacher, nor am I from England. However, Dolores Umbridge fromm the Harry Potter series *is*. I apologize if that wasn’t clear. I do love literature though. :)
Blueberry, as someone who is not only fluent in English, but also in Japanese and who is also a huge poetry lover I do know what we as english speakers call a haiku. I also know that I think its kind of rude to call what we do haiku. I believe its not our word to use and that if people want to write them, they should learn japanese and do so. Not only would it broaden a few stupid american minds, it would be helping to preserve a language farther down the line, because at the rate the world is changing in 100 years 90% of it will only speak english and every interesting and beautiful language in this world will be dead.
Meaghanne… relax, dear. I speak English, Spanish, Tagalog and a little Mandarin. Don’t overreact.
Umbridge… oh, I was so excited to find another teacher! Well, loving literature is good enough! (I’m guessing the Potter books are at the top of the list.)
The Potter books actually fall third. They’re behind “To Kill a Mockingbird” and the Hunger Games trilogy.
I absolutely love <>. I dressed as Scout Finch for Halloween a few years ago (I was teaching American Lit at the time.) I’ve yet to read the Hunger Games but a few of my students have expressed their undying adoration for the trilogy so I plan to give it a try.
Good Lord, Hunger Games are absolutely incredible. I think I’ve read the series five times. MUST READ.
I don’t get why people are always hatin’ on To Kill a Mockingbird. It’s so fantastic.
I wonder what led to this conversation……
By the way, I won’t be on for a couple of days. I’m going to the coast, where we lack internet. :(
I knew there was a reason I missed this site so much…
Although like most others here I really want to know what kind of conversation led to this question…?
Oh mah bajesus. What led to this?
I approve of and echo this thought.
do you ever get bored listening to them talk about stupid stuff and give yourself a mangina charlie?
Oh, dear god, I hope not.
The answer is clearly evident as he hasn’t released a video in a while so probably he’s happy.
I wish I could fly
Don’t we all TJ, don’t we all.
Well I can’t speak for everyone else, but I know you and I do!
I seriously just had a dream that i met the GAM on a plane ride…they told me their names were Claire and Amanda (dont ask me where “Amanda” came from), Claire was blonde with blue eyes, “Amanda” was brunette with green eyes…
O.O
That’s not creepy at alll………..
Are the girls getting smarter or are you getting lazier about posting, Charlie? Since i doubt the former, what is up with the long breaks between posts?
I love how skipping a day now constitutes “long breaks” between posts…
Two days, in my defense. Life is just SO hard without the GAM to laugh at..
He never posts on weekends
he’s got a life other than this site… I think.
Well you got to think that in the end OBL is just a dude. He probably looks at his junk each morning when he takes a 1 and smiles. And you people say these girls are dumb, I find them to be freelance scholars.
alright, this begs to ask do they actually know what they are saying or is this another “wrong word” thing…like the pefume instance? and if they do know we are truly curious as to the entire conversation? do they have friends besides eachother? maybe there is a secret “dumb hot chicks” organization the rest of the world isn’t actually in on simply because we can’t imagine it being possible up to this point, and they get together to smarten up…thus explaining how they know who Osama is…Or it could be that all squirels robotic spies for the government! And thus explaining why they are sooo creepy! alchol + group get together usually = interestingly retarded conversations! Like if we are all nicknamed after a condiment which condiment would you be? I’m guacomole btw! ;D
Well, it WOULD be easier for him to do it. No balls getting in the way.
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