Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
07
You might have a hard time finding a “super soft DUET cover” for your bed. But I know a great karaoke bar if you’re interested?
06
(in a horrible British accent) “Please bestie, may I have some more Skinny Girl Margarita?” Was that your version of Oliver?
05
“Luke says we don’t need to worry about March Madness anymore cause they found a cure.” Hey Luke, only I get to fuck with them!
04
“Why is everyone saying gas is so expensive? Today it’s only like 4$ and it usually costs me at least 50$!” Per gallon.
01
“I dreamt I made out with one of those Blue Man Group guys–JUST made out! Then I woke up.” Good thing he already has blue balls.
