“I cant help it, a bad boy on a bike totally turns me on.” You know where I live.

“He texted me ‘craving that desert.’ What the hell does that mean, like Palm Springs?” Just a wild guess, “desert” had two s’s?

What the hell, I thought you said “pastel shirts” were “super hot on guys.” Thanks for ruining my blind date.

“I can’t believe he’s with her! She’s like the bootleg version of me.” I had the same experience when I saw my ex with Zac Efron.

I’m not “building a boat” nor am I “that Dexter guy.” It’s called a woodpecker. However you could make the argument I stalk you.