Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“You can’t really hate on Cruella de Vil just because she wants a fab coat.” Thank God I have a pug…who has fleas…stay away.

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  1. Tamara says:

    Yes, poor Cruella. She is only a character that embodies everything that is wrong in the fashion industry. :-P

  2. Lydia and Kitt says:

    We have a feeling the GAMs are cat people…

  3. tretre says:


  4. Grace says:

    And your pug’s name is? I don’t think the GAM (would it be GAH, girls above him?) would do well with a pet. It’d probably starve and they’d complain it was “Like, soooooo needy!” or something. Lol

  5. Cheyenne says:

    Someday I hope to be in your situation. IAM (Idiots Above Me) would be more accurate.

  6. Claire says:

    I just realized one of the girls above you is named Claire. Awkward. Can I meet your dog?

  7. maggie says:

    Awww. Pugs are adorable. My uncle has two, and i love them to bits. My dog Eddie, however, is a pit bull/ daushound mix.

  8. Lauren says:

    LOL I love you

  9. Lissette says:

    You are my new hero. :)

  10. Kat says:

    Your tweets make my day…everyday!:D You certainly have a gift! And pugs are cute!

  11. Michelle says:

    if you see them advertising dog sitters, STAY AWAY!!!

  12. Francesca Gnocchi says:

    These posts seriously make my day. And I’m jealous that you have a pug. I’ve always wanted one :)

  13. Kelly says:

    I though only gay men owned Pugs, with fleas

    • Cheyenne says:

      I thought only jerks replied like that… Oh wait, you are. And I proudly admit I am. Kaythanksbai.

  14. Olivia says:

    sooooo… do they know about this site?

  15. Katie says:

    Haha definitely my new facebook status.

  16. Shauna says:

    I have a pug too, she’s a brat and a half but I keep her around anyway. You better keep him close, you never know when pre-wrinkled coats might be in fashion.

  17. Hayley says:

    I wonder if they’ll ever catch on that you can hear their every word…

  18. Hana Ari says:

    Marvin… any chance he was named after a particular robot with a rather negative disposition?

  19. Kiki says:

    If the girls think your cute pug looks like a bowling bowl (which he does not), I’d hate to think what they’d say about my 2 daschunds, Brutus & Rosco. They love pugs by the way :)

  20. It’s a good blog…

    I will make sure and bookmark this page and be back to follow you more….



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