Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jun

18

“Who do you think has the biggest dick on the Lakers?” Can’t you just be quiet and let me enjoy this win–definitely Ron Artest.

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  1. maggie says:

    Wow…

  2. Cheyenne says:

    BAHAHA, this is my favorite GMA so far :) i love your website.

  3. Cheyenne says:

    *GAM

  4. Michelle says:

    lol, ilove how you answered them!

  5. Charlie McDowell says:

    Thanks! LAKERS!

  6. Mandy Ercoli says:

    seriously, this is the most entertaining personal site i’ve been on in a while. you’re very witty sir.

  7. Stevy says:

    Thanks to my best friend…I’m now addicted! Funniest. Thing. Ever.

  8. Lydia and Kitt says:

    They keep up with sports?!
    (we love your wit, by the way.)

  9. Noelle says:

    I would marry you I think. ;-)

  10. tcb says:

    from the table behind me at Starbucks…

    Boy1: “My mom always said, ‘Be a lawyer or marry a lawyer.’ And ever since I dropped out of college it’s been, ‘Marry a lawyer.’ Or a doctor, or a PhD….”
    Boy2: “Watch out for PhDs…they aren’t necessarily hiding the dough. That just means you’re a doctor.” You don’t have to watch out for us–we’re watching out for you.

    It’s like ‘girls above me.’ Only in a coffee shop. And it’s the boys who are stupid.

  11. cugirl says:

    I think Kobe Bryant

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  13. nichole says:

    Im 21, so i call first in line for possible marriage rights (…we might not be up to par with this genius you know?)

    • Cheyenne says:

      You can marry him as long as i get to have his genius trapped in my house. Im only 14 now, so when im 18 this is all going down.

  14. Courtney says:

    aggreed with the dueling!

  15. Chai wali says:

    wow

  16. Laura says:

    I love you, are you single?

  17. Faerie says:

    You sir, make my day.

  18. Marie says:

    BOO! celtics are still better!

  19. KERRRKERRR says:

    i know his daughter lol
    she is ugly
    so he dose not

  20. maggie says:

    …I think a duel would be quite interesting… what sorts of weapons would we use? shield optional? hmmmm… battle royale?? ;)

    • Cassandra says:

      Count me in. I’ll be 18 in 3 1/2 years. I’m in for battle royale.

    • Cheyenne says:

      I would just break out the good ole light saber. Purple is the best. And since im in colorguard, i would bring my flag for good measure. Remember, IN 4 YEARS.

      • Lydia and Kitt says:

        Or move to Utah.

      • Brianna says:

        dude, im in guard too! :D. it makes my day whenever i find someone who is on the internet. hahaha. are your band kids afraid of most of you too?

      • Cheyenne says:

        Brianna, i dont see why everyone freaks out when we are spinning near them. Its pointless, because were good at what we do and were not going to hurt anyone.

      • Cassandra says:

        I am a guard as well! Lol. And I was also thinking about breaking out my red light saber. Darth vader rules! And as for below comments, I call Johnny Depp before you. I have seen pretty much everything he is in, including having all 5 seasons of 21 jumpstreet.

      • Brianna says:

        Exactly! But then, theres always a few guard girls that shouldn’t be trusted around people. Hahaha. But if we can control a 6 foot flag with a silk tossing a double in the wind while on a football field, im pretty sure we can do a few spins around other people.

  21. VJC says:

    you make me pee my pants laughing. I esp. liked you video with what you do when they have parties… now i feel terrible about blasting my spice girls mega techno mix at 3am… no i don’t… oh my dog is having a dream he kicked me.

  22. maggie says:

    oh cheyenne, you are so on. my lightsaber has force action. i will have to design a sheild to combat your flag weilding skills. I don’t know if i can wait four years. haha!

    • Cheyenne says:

      Miss Maggie, youre on. I have the dual ended light saber and plus my flag spinning skills can not be beaten :P. Oh oh oh oh, and i play the flute so i can always render you immobile with annoying flute playing.

  23. Ron Artest says:

    Thanks bro, but you said you’d never tell!

  24. maggie says:

    bah!! I shall tune out your flute playing, and i’m going to get a nerf axe.

  25. Merideth says:

    How many 14 year olds there are wanting to marry you makes me giggle. xD You are very funny though. I love reading these letters. =D

    • Cheyenne says:

      No ma’am, i do not wish to marry man. I simply wish to be the one in possession of him, for the same reason i would love to be in possession of Johnny Depp. Admiration.

  26. Sav says:

    Beware of young women, Charlie!

  27. Bekah says:

    The sad part is I can completely relate .
    picture two girls sitting in front of me during English class.
    girl 1 :”ohmygod, I can’t believe I failed English again!”
    girl 2: “I know, it’s just because our teacher,like,hates us.”
    me: (completely sick of them talking) “or maybe you NEVER go to class ? and whenever you do, you just talk about guys you have sex with ?”
    girl 1: “… kay , when did SHE get here?”
    Thank God for summer.

  28. GAMlove says:

    OMG! ahahahaha GAM always makes my day!

  29. maggie says:

    hey now! i’m 21. haha! I would just love to actually meet him… and hear these girls for myself. XD

  30. Emily says:

    *giggle* your crazy posts ALWAYS make my day. This one is especially funny!

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  33. Amylu says:

    pretty much love your letters. And I have to say, your rugged good looks and wit make you incredibly sexy. But even I am a little wierded out by this duel business.

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