Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
May

25

“Did someone break in?! We didn’t leave the TV on CNN, right?” I’ve heard of these intelligent news watching burglars. Be careful.

May

24

“Let’s never move out of Gaysville, they’re so clean and nice!” Is there a Batman signal for unsanitary & unruly gay dudes?

May

21

“Does Monica have to come tonight? I wanna be like, we know you’re sober, get over it.” I don’t think that’s one of the 12 steps.

May

20

“Buy it! Buy it! Buy it!” If I hear the installation of a 96 x 2” steel pole in the middle of the room, I’m calling your father.

May

19

“I make fun of girls with Louis Vuitton luggage but I secretly want it so bad.” Kinda like my relationship with you.

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