Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
02
“He texted me three minutes into booty call hour, what should I do?” What are your instincts telling you? Okay, don’t do that.
01
I’m sorry you sprained your ankle and “aren’t hot anymore” but Chanel crutches don’t exist…yet. Thanks for another golden idea.
28
People ask what I’ll do if you move? Just like a break up: scream cry, grow a goatee, & eavesdrop on lesser girls at Pinkberry.
27
As I pressed PLAY to watch the Idol finale, you blurted out, “Now that she lost, I bet she wont get her teeth fixed.” And, DELETE.
26
Sometimes when you’re having sex, I play you in Jenga. Right now I’m winning 3 games to 2.
