Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
01
I’m sorry you sprained your ankle and “aren’t hot anymore” but Chanel crutches don’t exist…yet. Thanks for another golden idea.
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you are actually my hero :) <3
you are hilarious, and i’m sorry you have obnoxious neighbors!
bahahahaha
These girls are the reason I dislike my own gender. At least they keep you somewhat entertained…
Chanel Crutches… LOL
this is amazing :)
Is this for real ?! Either you are incredibly creative or your life is one huge “fml” moment .
you make my day.
A little too much memorial day “picnicking”…? I can only imagine how that happened. Thanks for doing this, to; I lived with one of these for nine months. I’m glad you understand my pain :)
My life is one “fml” moment, but I like to think Im still “incredibly creative.” Thanks everyone for your responses!
you truly make my day.
just thought you should know, your saved as a bookmark on my toolbar. That’s riight, FEEL HONORED. (;
ahaa; sames (:
me too :)
Hopefully this doesn’t come off as lame, but I recently discovered your website on Sunday…one of the worst days I’ve had in a while..but your website was pretty much the only thing that made me laugh. so, thanks. :)
Nothing “lame” about that, Francesca. I’m glad my misfortunes can put a smile on your face. Be well.
hahaha. I don’t think they’re necessarily misfortunes. Just…moments that make your life interesting. :)
I just wanted to know if you know how incredibly this is like the F.r.i.e.n.d.s series?
There is a man in the apartment below Monica and Rachel who is always banging a broom on the roof to tell them to be quiet when they say stupid things . . .
Sorry if you don’t know what that is :P
Mr. Heckles!
I love you site….super funny!
Hah, Chanel crutches. Mika may saw we are golden, but you, Sir Charlie McDowell, are definitely glittering more than one of the girl’s prada bags from last fall. :) Keep up the hilarious musings.
Imagine for a second what would happen if those girls were to find this site.
What do you think would happen?
I think we would probably all get married to each other. Seems like the most obvious choice.
Ahh, this is good shtuff. Your more recent ‘letters’ have been a lot funnier than the first few. Keep it up man, I dig the site.
this made me laugh, a lot XD
Well Charlie, it wouldn’t be your first marriage proposal from this site! I must admit I was tempted to make you an offer as well. I hope they enjoy your pillow too, very thoughtful of you.
Lol i totlly love this cyte! it makes me giggle. These girls kinda remind me of me and my best friends. But, you shouldnt have chickned out when you gave them the hillary duff pillow! it woulda been awesome to like see their reactions and stuff :P the stuff you do during their patrys thing was funnnnayy to! You should totally make more of those (:
Liz, that was a real half ass marriage proposal. The answer is still yes.
lol THANKS for making my day better i almost cried laughing, ill follow you on twitter curious guy with funny neighbors. XD.
maybe you can convince them about a zombie apocallypse. (all my faith on that for sure)
Oh dear. I wasn’t meaning to make a proposal, but since your answer is yes… Let’s run away together, and live on the top floor of a hotel.
We can ride bikes, and dance in the middle of the night.