“A full head of hair, obvi. Chest hair, not so much. Back hair, vom-inos pizza.” I’m confused, did you just order pizza?

“This is the only year in like forever I haven’t sent myself flowers.” And Republicans say that ‘change’ hasn’t happened yet.

“The hairy guy downstairs is crying to Armageddon again.” Well then YOU tell HBO to stop replaying it! And P.S. I trimmed my beard!

“I was gonna order lobster, but then remembered he’s just an assistant, so I made myself get the quiche.” Are you evolving?

“So I wanna be the employee or employer? I think I screwed that up in the interview.” Either way, I don’t think you got the job.