Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
15
“I was gonna order lobster, but then remembered he’s just an assistant, so I made myself get the quiche.” Are you evolving?
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How thoughtful!
Whoa.
Like most things they say, this leaves me speechless, but in a different more positive way. =]
My, my how far we have fallen!
Unfortunately, the quiche had lobster in it.
well, we know he was at least 5’10…
Wait! What happened to The Chad?!
aww, that’s so nice :)
Maybe I should leave a lobster at their doorstep?
Cooked, preferably. :D
A live lobster right?
No, that would only be effective right after they said it.
Wow, obviously a little empathy managed to sneak into all the air she has up in her head.
(I feel mean being horrible when she did something nice)
:) Brightened my day considerably. Thanks Charlie. (and please leave an uncooked one. Then they won’t have to get a dog.)
Wow…she must really like him. OR he’s over 5’10.
Hmmm… There’s more to then than meet’s the eye.
*them
Charlie we need an edit button!!!
also, “meets” :)
Edit button:)
I second that.
@Mouse: Oh! Thanks for correcting me! I missed that! :)
Who knew?
quiche is delicious though.
agreed :)
The lobster must be un banded, and also alive. In any sense, who are we fooling? He shall never leave an item/animal at their doorstep again. charlie, why must you tease us with these wondefully awesome ideas?!
Lobster – do it! I’ll pitch in, you take pay pal?
Hi thanks for this funny and interesting post. But I still do not understand the second part though! – Tilburg
I’ve read this several times over… and all the comments… and I still do not get it in the slightest. Evidently I am just as stupid as the girls! But seriously though… what am I missing?
Basically, she went on a date, was going to order the lobster, remembered guy didn’t have a totally top paying job, and settled for the quiche instead :)
What het heck is going on?
What a stupid post.