Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
10
Your tips on “how to look sexy on an elliptical machine,” got me the phone number of a 58 year old named Hans. Did I do it right?
09
“Oh my God, and when he pulled out, he came all over my Haylie Duff pillow!” WHAT?! NOOOOOO!!!! http://bit.ly/htiGrq
06
(phone) “Mom, can you wire me more money so I can buy you flowers for Mother’s Day?” When did you get to be so smart?
05
“Let’s get Cinco loco on Saturday!” Last year you celebrated on the 8th, this year the 7th. In two years I’ll be a proud neighbor.
04
“Okay, get ready…and…PAUSE. See! It’s impossible to freeze them in an unflattering way!” Please stop watching The Tourist.
