Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
May

04

“Okay, get ready…and…PAUSE. See! It’s impossible to freeze them in an unflattering way!” Please stop watching The Tourist.

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  1. Dolores Umbridge says:

    FIRST COMMENT!

  2. Courtney Lea says:

    Can I get a ” hi” Charlie!?

  3. CaZz says:

    Oh no not The tourist!

  4. Moomintroll says:

    You should do that with them. Put cameras around your building and pause them in awkward and unflattering poses. You can post them on the site, or pin them to their door to confuse them, or make a really creepy collage and earn yourself a restraining order!

    Plus, I meant in the public parts of the building, not bedroom and toilet spy cams :P

  5. Artsy Girl says:

    Haha,okay that’s pretty bad but it could be worse though. Be thankful they don’t know it’s Star Wars Day. And May the 4th be with you all!

    • Leila says:

      IF they have heard of Star Wars, I highly doubt that they’ll have watched it. I fear they may think it to be far too nerdy for their social status.

  6. Charlie McDowell says:

    I’m like the opposite. You can’t pause me looking even remotely normal.

  7. ObiWanKenobi says:

    Hello everyone. May the fourth be with you.

  8. Cheyenne says:

    I was sad yesterday. There wasn’t a post on my birthday :(

  9. Tigerr says:

    At least they’re not watching Feed. I’m not sure how traumatised I am by that film :/

  10. Taylor says:

    I have to admit, I enjoy the pausing game myself. :)

  11. Vidiera says:

    what do you guys believe is your purpose here, on Earth?

  12. TJ says:

    I feel the same way about Bill Murray

  13. Beccah says:

    I don’t know, I think it’s kind of a feat to discover someone who is completely immune to pauseface (the unavoidably hilarious expression that occurs whenever any sort of video is paused on someone’s face)…

  14. Annabélle says:

    at least, they’re not alone. there is something to be said for having found another.

  15. Wikit says:

    God, I hated that movie…

    Lol…you should show them the Human Centipede.

  16. Janna says:

    what a terrible movie ! i wonder if they even understand the uh…confusing plot…..

  17. Rosalie says:

    i wanna see that movie..
    but i’ve never seen any unflattering photos of Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp.

  18. Lonely Girl says:

    Wow they actually watched that?

  19. Lola says:

    I love The Tourist! :$

  20. lilmisslysha says:

    I LOVED the tourist(: idk if they can be paused in unflattering poses either…

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