Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jun

03

“Scariest movie ever! We’re so sleeping in the same bed tonight.” Be right up, just need to moisturize and put my retainer in.

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  1. Rosie says:

    FIRST YAY

  2. jesus on a pancake says:

    They got to the part where they kill Bambi’s mom, didn’t they?

  3. Leila says:

    What did they watch? Twilight?

    On second thought, they probably loved those movies….

  4. Lydia says:

    What kind of movies would they rent? Something with good-looking people in it…and then they wouldn’t care about the actual plot. Okay, a scary movie that eludes people into thinking it’s NOT scary by the cover or something. What could that be?

  5. Ginger says:

    Maybe they watched the “Friday” video again?

  6. Molly says:

    I bet they watched “The Roommate” and are sharing a bed so they can keep an eye on each other…

  7. Alex says:

    That’s not going to get awkward at all… (note sarcasm).

    And you wear retainers, Charlie?

  8. CookiesVs.Cupcakes says:

    Whoa Charlie. Steppin’ up your game, now aren’t we?

    • AisforRandom.blogspot.com says:

      Why does there have to be a battle between cupcakes and cookies? Is it really only one or the other? Why would you do that? Make me choose or even ever think of having to choose. I love them both. In the food pyramid (SCREW YOU FDA, I’M NOT USING THE NEW PLATE MODEL)my grains are replaced with sweets (and my waist with a stretchy inner-tube). It hurts my heart (and caloric intake) to think there can only be room for one.

  9. Kylie says:

    This isn’t very relevant, but this is my new favorite website.

  10. Shelbykins says:

    Don’t forget to brush your teeth, as well. :p

  11. Noah says:

    Charlie, your orthodontist would be proud of you

    • trendywendy says:

      I’m surprised you hung on to your retainer, charlie. I lost mine in palm springs.

  12. Jillian says:

    You go remind them that the monsters aren’t real, Charlie.

  13. Imani M. says:

    woah! i wasnt aware that grown people still sleep with each other to comfort one another after watching a scary movie…

    Retainers Rock!!!!!1

  14. Mephistopheles says:

    100% certain they were watching charlie and the chocolate factory, that film has an underlying pedophiliac message.

    • Liv says:

      That does NOT need underlying messages to be scary. Both the older and newer versions. In all sincerity, very creepy.

      • Taylor says:

        I agree. There is something very…unsettling about those movies.

      • Mephistopheles says:

        I can’t watch them without wondering how willy wonka hasn’t been arrested for unhygienic practises, chocolate river is definitely unsanitary; animal cruelty(enslaving the oompah loompahs; cruel and unusual punishment(what happens to those children is just plain wrong); and child grooming. I’m sure there’s more.

    • Misty says:

      That was my favorite movie when I was like, 9 or 10…I just didn’t know better…

  15. Samantha says:

    YAY!!! Birthday post!!!!

  16. Lonely Girl says:

    Cheeky…

  17. Macy says:

    Go to them, Charlie. They need you.
    Plus they’d be proud of you moisturizing.

  18. juicyGApeach says:

    paranormal activity was SCARY

  19. David says:

    CHARLIE! y u no comment???!!!

  20. Katoka says:

    But there’s no Hayley Duff pillow D:

  21. Antonio says:

    I’m finding myself changing my icon, for some reason it matched Katoka’s.

  22. Sara says:

    Honestly, you are too cute.

  23. Kylie says:

    I love that since I live in the LA area I have like this close feeling to the GAM and Charlie:) when I look outside, they’re pretty much experiencing the same weather as I and everything!!!

  24. Implications says:

    Was the sleepover fun? ;)

  25. KimeeFace says:

    Whoa. I bet Charlie enjoyed that sleepover…or ran out screaming because of all the idiotic things they said.

  26. Taylor says:

    Love your bedtime routine Charlie :) hahaha

  27. Sissygirl12 says:

    Maybe they watched a with an intelligent plot line (sarcasm hand raised)
    it was probably something like the roommate or thought my bloody valentine was a romantic comedy lol

  28. Mr. Coffey says:

    I bet they watched Pink Floyds The Wall. Still gives me the creeps…

  29. kerkunie says:

    I’m insanely curious as to which movie it could have been. I would love to think it’s something that isn’t supposed to actually be frightening (as in the indie film Lo) or something that is so incredibly cheesie as to be difficult to be afraid of (House of Wax). I find House of Wax to be extremely likely due to Paris Hilton being in it :X

  30. Isabella says:

    Chaaarlie, new post please! :)

    • Misty says:

      I second the motion! I’m getting bored just checking my email when I get on the computer.

  31. Olivia says:

    i’ve always wanted a retainer…

  32. Ellie says:

    Newpostnewpostnewpostnewpost!!! Pleasepleaseplease!!!

  33. TJ says:

    Way to step up, brother!

  34. Amanda says:

    CHARLIE! You forgot to put in your overnight pad! Whoa, I just saved your ass and your sheets!

  35. Hero of Time says:

    exactly what are you moisturising? ;)

  36. Katy says:

    Charlie! You used to date Kristin Chenoweth!? And now you’re dating Rooney Mara?!?! Go Charlie!

  37. Katy says:

    and oh my… is this… it is! HAYLIE DUFF! JUST LIKE ON THE PILLOW!
    http://markrlevin.comli.com/images/charlie/charlie11507.jpg

  38. Misty says:

    Hmm…I see….nice, Charlie…
    I still want a new post.

  39. CookiesVs.Cupcakes says:

    Charlie, 5 days and nothing? Either that was a *really* fun slumber party or the crazy guy did kill them and you’re in WPP.

  40. Charlie McDowell says:

    Hey guys, sorry, I’m back! Was on a little vacation.

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