Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
13
“I’m so sore! It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.” And once again you haven’t referenced that lyric correctly.
12
“He kept saying his name instead of using ‘I’. What’s that called again? Same person? Talking person?” 3rd person (Charlie sighs).
08
“Major dilemma, do I date the guy with the iPhone or the Blackberry?” Dare I throw a third into the mix? http://twitpic.com/5n3bfi
07
“What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?” Didn’t you get a nose–“And you know my nose job doesn’t count.” Well okay.
06
“The verdict is not guilty!? (pause) So, is she going to jail or no?” What’s confusing you, the word “verdict” or “not”?
