Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
07
“What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?” Didn’t you get a nose–“And you know my nose job doesn’t count.” Well okay.
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How do you piss off a female archeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.
Why doesn’t her nose job count?
Uhhh…. Why doesn’t the nose job count…?
Wow, she’s already living up to the Real Housewives’ expectations. Early bird catches the worm I suppose.
What does she need plastic surgery for, exactly?
well they don’t eat, so they must not have any boobs from the lack of nutrients.
Huh. In other news they are using words with more than two syllables, go them!
If you Russia round and Ukraine your neck don’t Crimea river.
Don’t worry, I won’t. :D
Obviously the nose job doesn’t count because, like, nose jobs were totally in when they got theirs done. That, or like,her nose was totally hideous before and she couldn’t survive with a nose like that.! God guys. Get with it.
In other news. Charlie, can we please get married, and have beautiful hipster babies.? And then have it all fall apart, due to my drug addiction, which will lead you to making a new age hit song.? Sure, you’ll be a one hit wonder, but its all good
Best. Proposal. Ever!
It doesn’t count if you didn’t pay for it ;) thats my opinion :)
Can I be the maid of honor?
“Socially acceptable”? Wowww, they’re starting to use “big girl” words. . .
I suspect that their idea of ‘society’ is a little different to most peoples.
true that
I’m still confused on why the nose job doesn’t count. -.-‘
She probably decided that getting a nose job thrown in while fixing her deviated septum that she got from cocaine abuse doesn’t count..that’s in the constructive surgery category.
I also bet they think that plastic surgery is actually in insertion of actual plastic…like you know coke bottles. Ha they are so green.
I just had a mental picture of those green sprite bottles and thought, “Ohhhh, so punny!” But then I realized you said coke bottles. I still thought this was funny.
but then there are those vintage coke bottles. the glass ones? they’re green :> http://static.artfire.com/admin/product_images/thumbs/–90000–74271_product_1193922489_thumb_large.jpg
You are…so right. High five!
I’d be willing to give the benefit of the doubt to them and say maybe the nose job was because of a broken nose.
^From misjudging the how far away the coke laden table was.
The nose job doesn’t ‘count’ because just before they go into high school a lot of parents pay for their daughters to have nose jobs. It’s like getting braces on your teeth–at least that’s the way they see it.
They see it as a corrective procedure not as something that is being done out of vanity. (Yeah, I know)
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Charlie, did they get a nose job while living above you? Or did they just talk about it a lot and that’s how you knew??
What was something wrong with their original nose?
Have they found out about this site yet? I wish I knew who they were so I could tell them. That’d be amazing. But it might make your website suck, as they’d probably play it up to say retarded fucking shit for the attention. Can someone telll them pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase?! I need more drama in this entertainment.
They would probably sue the **** out of Charlie AND force him to move. Even if it get’s thrown out, that would be bad news for Dear Mr. MacDowell. $$$.
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