Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jul

13

“I’m so sore! It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.” And once again you haven’t referenced that lyric correctly.

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  1. DDD says:

    wonder what she’s sore from…?

  2. Cygnus says:

    Poor dear, I am certain the pain is like thousands of fiery spoons shooting through her muscle tissue.

    Also, if the discomfort is from her favorite cardio activity then indeed it is a little ironic. Third person guy must be rather rough around the edges to have evoked any lasting sensation from our well traveled little heroine.

  3. sissygirl12 says:

    this one makes no sense anyone want to explain?

    • Lola says:

      It’s from Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic”, in which none of the things she mentions should actually be classified as ironic, just bad luck ;) Which, paired with the GAM’s misuse, understandably results in confusion…

      • Sissygirl12 says:

        But that doeant even sound like part of the song. Wow these girls are dumb. And thank you

      • Liz says:

        “10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife” is part of the song. The next line is “meeting the man of your dreams then meeting his beautiful wife.”

  4. Olivia says:

    oooorrrrrr its like 10,000 hugs when all you need is a stab…or maybe not

  5. Leila says:

    Have they tried referencing that one before?

  6. Missy says:

    I know the song but I am confused about what was she actually making the reference to

  7. BaNaNa says:

    Second….?

  8. Lucy says:

    Is this 1/2 of the GAM by any chance?
    http://twitter.com/#!/friendfromhs

    • Person says:

      That girl definitely should not come close to GAM, that would just cause a shift in the balance of all that is intelligent and decent.

    • Robert says:

      That has to be a fake/troll profile….

      (guessing from the description and name)

      • Lucy says:

        Well, yeah it’s a parody Twitter. It’s not a troll, it’s meant to be fake/funny

  9. Lovesick Leopard says:

    Poor Alanis must be so ashamed. All that hard work writing that song and people can’t even reference it in the proper scenario.

  10. Luna Lovegood says:

    Haha way to fail Ironic. Don’t forget my birthday promise

  11. pb says:

    a (sort of) birthday post for me! well, it’s my birthday in my timezone in australia anyway, even though it’s still the day before in the usa.

  12. Becca says:

    Maybe she was trying to cut with a spoon…there for it is kind of like 10,000 spoons when she needs a knife to cut what ever it is she needs to cut. It’s a good effort i guess. I think we don’t give them enough credit for trying.

  13. U.N.Owen says:

    More like 10,000 knives when you need one bullet.

  14. Matt says:

    That sad thing is that she did achieve irony. Who was expecting her to quote Alanis Morissette after saying “I’m so sore!”?

  15. Ali says:

    That song … I bet they DO think all of those situations are ironic!
    Because, just like the singer, they probably don’t know what irony really is.
    Unlike the singer, they … Well, I’m not going to back the GAM too much in one post. So, Ima just submit after this sentence and an emoticonything. <:

  16. The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense….

    Jacob August Riis…

  17. Sarah Arthur says:

    Hi Charlie! This off topic, but please pass along that there are many of us that are very happy that Ted Danson will be joining CSI this fall. He should be a great addition to the show. Great casting!!

  18. ASchmalz says:

    BAHAHAHA… oh wow… no words

  19. Pie of Chocolate says:

    This kind of reminded me of the horribly slow murderer with the extremely ineffecient weapon…but I feel like they wouldn’t understand that reference. Sigh.

  20. Random Punmaster says:

    At first I thought the yoga instructor was lying, then I realized she was just stretching the truth.

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