(singing) “Ovvvulation. Ovvvulation. Ovulation, ovulation, ovula-a-a-a-tion.” You’re not allowed to be around men today.
“Did you know that dogs eat grass to make themselves throw up? Do you think if we–” There’s a patch of grass in the courtyard.
“Seeing The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo has made me wanna get a badass tattoo.” The Girl With The Star On Her Foot isn’t “badass.”
“I’m honestly way too hungover to remember the last time I got that drunk.” December 29th, 2011.
“The world has til tonight to come to an end. I knew it was all bullshit!” Is there a movie called “2011″ I don’t know about?