Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Jan

04

“Did you know that dogs eat grass to make themselves throw up? Do you think if we–” There’s a patch of grass in the courtyard.

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  1. Lawlieter says:

    If they attempt it, could you try to get pictures?

  2. DDD says:

    definitely get pictures. i wonder if they would pull or cut the grass first and then attempt to eat it, or just go down on all fours (which i’m assuming they’re used to) and eat it right out of the ground. in either case, while reading the first sentence i knew exactly how they were going to react, and sure enough the second sentence confirmed my obsession with the GAC.

  3. Maddy says:

    i once ate grass and i didn’t throw up but maybe i just have a high level of tolerance
    hahahaa

    • pb says:

      i used to regularly eat grass as a kid if i didn’t like what my mum had packed me for school lunch. it didn’t do me any harm. i think.

  4. Lucie says:

    if they ate the grass and didn’t throw up, would they try to calculate how much calories they consumed?

  5. Emily says:

    I’m in stitches laughing at this crap, yet saddened at how stupid people really can be.

  6. Aria says:

    Can’t they die from eating grass (or get really sick… which actually might be the result they’re after) if there’s pesticides on the grass?

    • pottergirl94 says:

      Maybe of there was pesticides on it but I think that’s te only time.

    • UniqueART says:

      natural selection

    • Nick says:

      They probably would get sick. I knew a guy once who smoked grass (like, he literally rolled lawn grass into a joint and smoked it) and he became really ill. It may not be as bad if you don’t combust it and breathe the fumes, but no denying that there are probably feces and pesticides and animal eggs in there.

  7. Gypsy says:

    I thought dogs ate grass because there stomach was upset, not to make them throw up. My dog ate grass all the time and she didn’t throw up.

  8. Lena says:

    interesting…they are exhibiting rather cow-like behavior.

  9. Chrissy says:

    Dogs eat grass to regulate themselves…

  10. Rebi says:

    Extra fiber.

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  12. love that panda says:

    Hey charlie, have you ever heard the poem “the people above me”? If not you should read it, it sums up your delema nicely. xD

  13. Chelle says:

    to Free Classifieds:
    Charlie actually posted a few pictures on Twitter. And I think that it was last christmas when he uploaded a video of him giving the girls a present, also on Twitter I believe. If you go to the top if this page, you are able to click on the links that will take to his other pages; Twitter, Facebook, and so on. (:

  14. Loulou says:

    These are so funny. (:

  15. GenerationLost says:

    Did the GAM eat grass and die? They havent said anything rediculous in almost a week.

  16. bigpapa says:

    Ahhhhhahaha. Oh man.

  17. Kira says:

    I think the GAC must have eaten *him.*

  18. Booklover says:

    Charlie! Where are you?

  19. Emily says:

    WHERE ARE YOU CHARLIE?! hope you have a beautiful sequel to the grass-eating in return for the wait….we miss you.

  20. Emily-Jo says:

    They haven’t said anything stupid for ages! Maybe they died, either that, or they’ve killed Charlie because they found this website….

  21. pottergirl94 says:

    What if they said something really smart, and Charlie’s head expolded?

  22. Katy says:

    I just found out, who charlies mother is! my mind is blown!!

  23. Maddy says:

    Guys is Charlie dead?

  24. Drank says:

    Fellow GAC fans, we shall unite and find Charlie! Or at least give him a proper funeral. RIP Charlie

  25. Jen says:

    Um, guys. Did you see the photo of Rooney Mara with her boyfriend…CHARLES MCDOWELL in people. Is that our Charlie?

  26. Gamble says:

    If the girls turned into zombies, would they be smart enough to eat people?

  27. SweetPeaChikaD says:

    And on my birthday :)

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