Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.


“I don’t care that he’s spent time in jail, I just hate that he owns two pairs of Crocs!” You should fashion police arrest him.

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  1. lita says:

    I have 4 pairs of Crocs and I hate it! Send their address, I will gladly send those nasty shoes

  2. Em says:

    If given the choice between Crocs and broken glass…well, I think you see where I’m going with this.

  3. brian says:

    oh you’re a convicted rapist, that’s nice… WAIT, YOU HAVE HOW MANY PAIRS OF CROCS?!?

  4. Blue says:

    Crocs. The shoes everybody claims to hate, yet everybody owns at least one pair and secretly loves how comfy they are. Am I right?

  5. Miranda says:

    Oh goodness! I just found your site and couldn’t stop reading this crap. I CANNOT believe people like this exist in real life. I guess as the world becomes more modern, natural selection goes by the wayside. Anyway, this has brightened my mood. I actually came across your site while Googling hateful things about upstairs neighbors…since I loathe my upstairs neighbor.

  6. Anonymous says:

    OMFG MY SISTER JUST FRICKING SHOWED ME THIS AND IT IS THE FRICKING FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD AND wait sorry caps lock, but anyways it is so fricking hilarious!!!! LMAO!!!

  7. IamMosesHightower says:

    well i guess since we arent related i would not know



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