Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
06
“Luke told me that HD stands for ‘Huge Dick.’ Is that true?!” If you come downstairs and I’ll show you my 55″ Huge Dick in color.
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Dear Charlie,
Thank-you for making it awkward when my family has a conversation about HD television. Wasn’t like talking to them was weird before.
That’s what I’m here for.
Charlie McDowell: Making hilarious innuendos for the masses! Remember, people, it’s his job.
Mine is VERY thin. Awesome, right ladies?!
The flatter, the better I’d say.
I see you’re also getting into politics…
Only if it’s LED…
Where’s the proof? ;) haha
Mine is very hard. Nice and big and hard.
Of course, Charlie.
:P
mine’s not even 3D…
“DDD”
3 d’s…
3D
I see what you did there.
HA! didn’t even notice i did that. DDD are initials, that was totally unintentional.
I have a Huge Dick digital camera and video camera in the same camera bag.
He’s back…
i love this girls! they are so innocent sometimes…
I wonder if they talk like Valley girls. You know where they add that upward inflection in the voice. And everything sounds like a question.
I have this awesome Huge Dick that is big and fat. It’s only about 25″, but it’s big and round. Those are the best, right?
Dear Charlie, you’re the best!! I love you!
Incidentally, my friends do indeed use HD as code for “horse dick.”
They use that phrase frequently enough to need a code for it?
My thoughts exactly…
55″…that’s not huge, that’s just a third leg :P
…a third leg on the TV
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