Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Mar

21

“Nicole Richie’s dad is Lionel Richie? Wait, who’s Lionel Richie?” He’s just some partying socialite who got famous for nothing.

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  1. Oddity123 says:

    Oh my god. There’s no hope for them.

  2. Sissygirl12 says:

    How do you not know who Lionel Richie is? I know who he is and I’m 17.

  3. Nicole says:

    Say no more!

  4. alec_baldwin says:

    i wonder what they would do if they found out who your dad is………..

  5. Jillian says:

    Lionel Richie and I share a birthday. Except a few years apart. Fun fact…

  6. gloria says:

    hello? is it me you’re looking for?

    • Booklover says:

      cause I wonder where you are
      And I wonder what you do
      Are you somewhere feeling lonely?
      Or is someone loving you?
      Tell me how to win your heart
      For I haven’t got a clue
      But let me start by saying I love you
      :)

    • SweeneyToddIsEpic says:

      I can see it in your eyes
      I can see it in your smile
      You’re all I’ve ever wanted
      And my arms are open wide

  7. Laura says:

    Defititely don’t have to be worried about being prejudged for this blog… i “stumbled upon” it two days ago and read it all yesterday, though it was at times painful reading. Noticed the whole clock of the orange variety connection today and laughed out loud since i had just described you / your blog to someone as “reminding me of an english major…. but like a critical post english major english major.. you know what i mean!” Proooobably got that wrong. Keep it up! These could ironically keep me sane theough med school, haha

  8. Chelle says:

    OK, so they (probably) know Paris Hilton, who became famous for doing nothing, but they don’t know Lionel Richie, who is famous for some of the most ear catching songs known to man… what has the world come to?

    • Eda says:

      We can make fun of them, but their lives are so miserable. And there are so many GAMs out there.

  9. Bellatrix says:

    Wow what idiots. Do they know who your parents are and that you’re dating a huge star?? You should just leave some of their movies by their door and a few pics of you with your parent and Rooney. See what happens.

  10. SweeneyToddIsEpic says:

    I didn’t know Nichole Richie’s dad was Lionel Richie either, but I think my situation is a little different from the Girls’.

  11. Emily says:

    Wait, who’s Nicole Richie?

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