Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Dec

07

“I’ve always had a thing for older guys. As a kid I dreamt of riding on Santa’s sleigh.” I think you have a thing for presents.

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  1. Mary says:

    Just the sleigh?

  2. Lawlieter says:

    Presents and guys with nice cars.

    • Kate says:

      This made me laugh out loud for real.
      *singing* Girls don’t like boys! Girls like sleighs and presents!

      • Katlyn says:

        I love that song. Unfortunately I don’t think that’s GAC type of music. I think for them it be more ” Want your bad presents”

  3. pottergirl94 says:

    Is sleigh a code word for something?

  4. Gypsy says:

    I have a book about me riding in Santa’s sleigh and talking with Rudolph.

  5. Matt says:

    Santa would make an awesome sugar daddy.

  6. Carly says:

    I would love to see the timeline of their friendship develop in a low budget movie.

  7. Disi says:

    I think that instead of riding the sleigh, she wanted to ride santa. Watch out ms.Claus

  8. UniqueART says:

    Oh My G-d, she needs help.

  9. blah blah says:

    i also have a thing for older guys.

  10. abbycadabby says:

    I feel like when a little kid has a dream about riding on Santa’s sleigh it doesn’t mean they are into older guys! Come on people!

  11. Rebi says:

    I have the perfect song for her…*plays Santa Baby*

  12. Lena says:

    AUGH corrupting the innocent concept of Santa! How dare she! XD

  13. amaziiing says:

    I’m not really sure which party should be the most creeped out…

  14. madelivinglife says:

    presents…or packages?

  15. Bislang recht wenig los hier im Blogg werde mal später nochmals vorbei schauen in der Hoffnung…

    das dann mehr los ist bzw das Thema sich vertieft hat…

  16. Interessantes Anliegen andererseits ob die Auflösung stets so einfach ist wie manch einer denkt…

    glaube ich eigentlich keineswegs…

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