Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
16
“I cant help it, a bad boy on a bike totally turns me on.” You know where I live.
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Dear Guy on the Bike,
You would be really attractive without the beard.
Now thats sexy! LOL!
oh man, that’s extremely hot… wanna take a ride around my block? XD
Yes, once I learn how to work the kick-stand, I would love to take a ride around your block.
OMG! this made me laugh so hard!
keep it up!
I see what they mean :D
awwwww so cute!
Haha this is brilliant. I think it’s the tassels make the bike so bad*ss
…You just make my day so much better. Lolx. :)
I bet this would turn her on, definitely. It’s very bad boy. But in truth, adorable and epic.
This is by far the best entry.
Have you thought about compiling the entries into a book?
Haha. YES!
That’s hot. :P
Thanks to you, my life’s desire is now to somehow manage to live upstairs to a slightly creepy, slightly lonely and slightly obsessive guy who happens to be quite cute, too, in the hopes that he might use my ongoing ramblings for the greater good of the world. I salute you! :]
hahahahahahahahahahahaha <3
Is it weird that I always imagine your voice to have a British accent? >.>
Um, thought it said bad boy, you have to take the helmet off then you will be the bad boy turn on!!!
don’t know about the girls above u
but this is definitely hott :)
hahaha Adorable.
Is that a Schwinn? or Schwinnnng!
My friend and I tried to call you today. Stalking the stalker, I guess. You didn’t answer, assuming we got the number right. We’re disappointed in you. Stay classy. Sexy bike.
yeah!! ain’t there a new kid on the block!! keep up the good work!
pink really suits you!
That is completely awesome!!
The pink streamers are a nice touch!
Hey sexy. Where did you find my bike?
PS I love this messages. I would be hurting those girls above you! :D
Lmfao, you can carry all your bad boy stuff in the front pouch :) and the pink tassels on the handles help with the bad boy image xD!
whoa-dude…get a haircut. (although the caveman look is kind of sexy)
I just got a weird look from my dad ‘cos that caught me so off-guard.
Can I please get one of you in a twenty one year old.
Amazing. That’s all I can say about your predicament. Amazing.
killer
Maaaannnnn, you’re so bad-ass. I bet you don’t look both ways when crossing the street.
That’s great, but does it come with a bell? I know for a fact that a bell really gets the ladies’ attention. You know, because of the noise…
haha awesomeness. I would pay to see you riding that down the street. Though to top it off you should cover your head in the safety of a blinking barbie hat.
hahahaha omg i love you
XD i’ll be waiting charlie. ;) just ring the bell when you get close. haha!
Next time loosen the tie and pop a wheely. They won’t be able to keep their hands off of you.
You are my hero. Oh my goodness.
Ooooh. (:
Badass much? totally.
Your hawt btw (:
You should join the Lost Cross Girls
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Just found your site and have been laughing for a half hour. Sounds like my “Bushisms” calendar.
It’s gettin’ crazy up in here! I bet you even J-walk on occasion. Bad-ass, dude. Total BAMF material.
i love this. imma be so sad when they move out :( haha, keep it up :D
Everyone make way for the lady-killer! This totally made my day, dude!
This is my absolute favorite post. I would hug you if it were possible. :)
i’ve read at least two girls pretend to be claire or cathy…it’s funny but other than that awesome pic… :)
Want a girl under you? ;)
That’s hot :L
i wonder what the guys in the store thought. pedo trolling for bait?? lol jks youre hilarious :D
If you were really a bad boy, you wouldn’t be wearing a helment so properly.
And by “helment” I meant helmet.
Shweet ride, man. Super jealous.
Most girls who comment on this site are basically the same if not worse than the ones that live above you. Keep your beard, these girls are crazy, its actually very becoming.
I second that!!
I agree. Your beard is ridiculously attractive. Do not get rid of it.
It takes a real man to sit confidently on a girly huffy. This is what twitter was meant for! ROFL
your hilarious as always!
That person at the counter has super calves.
You are a comical genius :D
Ooh, baby! ;D
(Real men sport rad beards!)
Sexy, sexy man.
simply…awesome. you rock every persons world that lives in a similar situation.
i love your posts and you’re totally cute. keep the beard it’s working for you!
haha, you’re the cutest! keep the beard.
Shave your beard, man!
Thanks everyone! I’m keeping the beard!
Heh, this one is great. I laughed until I stopped!
you’re so cute. keep the beard the scruff is sexy. :D and i love the shirt and tie.
Dude, keep the beard. You are one of the few guys who does not look like a douche with facial hair. As well, that is probably the most manly bike I have ever seen.
I. love. you.
You are an awesome person. This is hilarious.
Lol…nice bike. Those girls that live above you have no clue what they’re missing, do they?
omg that color suits you PERFECTLY!!!!!!!! :)
I really hope you bought this bike.
honestly even with the beard you’re definitely still very attractive…then again i have no clue what you look like without the beard..
Such a BAMF
That is so sexy xD
On another note, you look like my sister’s boyfriend
Baha. I’m loving everyone macking on Charlieboy. I can’t tell if y’all are trying to be ironic, or just are that desperate.
Quite adorable mr Charlie.
hot. :D and totally b/a.
it would be even better with a matching helmet. :P
just saying. :D
this made my day totally. thanks(:
SEXAY! Your totally BA.
Ha! It is your humor which makes you so attractive! Not that you aren’t nice looking physically, but it is really the wit that completes the package. Keep it up!
i love your manly bike riding outfit :D
it says i’m a badass,
but i have a sensitive side too
Hell on wheels? I think so.
I LOVE YOU.