Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
14
“Claire, if you say that one more time I’m gonna vomit in your face.” MOIST TOWELETTE, MOIST TOWELETTE! How can you not hear me?!
13
“Why cant the world come together…” A profound discussion perhaps? “…& buy me the new Balenciaga tote.” I wont give up on you.
12
Don’t you ever wonder what I’m up to during one of your parties?
11
Have you started talking in your sleep or just REALLY needed to have a 2:14 AM conversation about “Suri Cruise’s cute top”?
10
I heard a scream, so I started to dial 9-1–“OMG, does pubic hair turn gray as you get older?!” (pause)1–I didnt know the answer.
