Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
May

21

“Does Monica have to come tonight? I wanna be like, we know you’re sober, get over it.” I don’t think that’s one of the 12 steps.

May

20

“Buy it! Buy it! Buy it!” If I hear the installation of a 96 x 2” steel pole in the middle of the room, I’m calling your father.

May

19

“I make fun of girls with Louis Vuitton luggage but I secretly want it so bad.” Kinda like my relationship with you.

May

18

“I still dont understand therapy, do I tell her EVERYONE I have sex with?” No, just the unprotected ones…yes everyone.

May

17

“May 27th, our lives will change foreva.” Because of the 58th Conference on Mass Spectrometry or Sex in the City 2? It’s unclear.

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