Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
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Dear Girls Above Me,
“Does Monica have to come tonight? I wanna be like, we know you’re sober, get over it.” I don’t think that’s one of the 12 steps.
20
Dear Girls Above Me,
“Buy it! Buy it! Buy it!” If I hear the installation of a 96 x 2” steel pole in the middle of the room, I’m calling your father.
19
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I make fun of girls with Louis Vuitton luggage but I secretly want it so bad.” Kinda like my relationship with you.
18
Dear Girls Above Me,
“I still dont understand therapy, do I tell her EVERYONE I have sex with?” No, just the unprotected ones…yes everyone.
17
Dear Girls Above Me,
“May 27th, our lives will change foreva.” Because of the 58th Conference on Mass Spectrometry or Sex in the City 2? It’s unclear.
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