Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Feb

12

Favorite quote “OMG, he wasn’t Cirque Du Soleiled?!” In reference to a guy’s uncircumcised penis.

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Feb

11

When u said “I wanna run for President of our building, that’d be hot”, I prayed for the first time.

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Feb

10

I heard a guy’s voice & thought one of u would get some, until he sang One Song Glory from Rent.

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Feb

09

High heels were invented for a quick boost in elevation, not for me to have dreams of being in a stampede.

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Feb

08

Was confused by “Jake the Chihuahua was SO the MVP,”until I realized your Bowl was on Animal Planet.

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