Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
05
Not even you guys could make that noise, please tell me you didn’t get an animal…
04
I don’t believe you can sue Tivo for just “wanting to pause live TV” when you were 6 years old.
03
“How does The Blind Side guy play W/O his blind stick thingy?” Sometimes I wanna cradle u & say it’ll all be ok.
02
Did one of you drop your vibrator on the floor or was that just a REALLY long cell phone ring?
20
Your aunt invented the “caesar salad sandwich” but not the salad? Is that even possible? So it’s a genetic thing.
