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The louder u play Shakira, the louder I play Moby. Dont care u think I “must be gay”, I found your kryptonite.
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Sorry about ur fight but nice discovery: “being on the same moon cycle makes us soul sisters & nasty bitches.”
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Our building doesn’t have a ghost “trapped in the walls on Thurs & Fri.” Its just street cleaning.
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In bed sick, I turned off my humidifier just to hear about your ‘TicTac diet’. Guess we both have issues.
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I’m gonna be nice! When u sang Pink’s Sober u sounded…happy…SHIT VOICE FUCK YOUR HEELS. Oops.