Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
09
You got a ticket for parking in handicap even though you “limped into the store”? Almost smart…almost.
08
When u blasted Usher’s Yeah!, I sang the “yeahs” in 5 different English dialects. Thanks for the insanity.
05
Whenever u use words like ‘dont tell anyone’, I turn off all sound making devices & then instinctively tell everyone.
04
So…we had a sex-off. You guys think youre real hot shit, huh? Well you should, you won. Congrats.
03
I joined a gym & was gonna put u as my emergency contact. But I must know, if a dumbbell fell on me, would u be there?
