Its so quiet here w/o you. Im thinking about getting a sound machine of “high heels” so I can feel normal again.

In a last minute attempt at dominance, Ive decided to go to Vegas and book the room above you.

I know u miss Chad, but u shouldn’t get back together with him because he just “booked a reality show”.

Your conversation on why “yoga farts” dont smell vs “home farts” that do smell, was riveting.

What’s the countdown till Friday for? Is a loved one going into surgery for–Oh wait, one of you just screamed VEGAS.