Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
14
After discovering our units share the same water heater (thanks Alberto), I set my alarm 14 mins before yours to take a shower.
13
I devised a strategical plan in case you discover my identity. This is my house, I have to defend it.
12
I apologize for the Chewbacca greeting in the parking lot, I was eating a banana.
09
“The guy down the hall looks at us all crazy like he wants to bone or something.” Ok, that’s Stu, he’s got a lazy eye and is gay.
08
“I had the shittiest day, all I wanna do is get wasted.” I remember you saying the same thing last week when having the best day.
