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If coming home at 2AM & talking like Pee Wee Herman is “your new fav,” then why dont you marry it?
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“Everyone here needs to stop freaking out about this volcano. America doesn’t even have any!” USA ranks 3rd in active volcanoes.
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“I think we should start like a movement to bring back the hand job. It’s soooooo much easier.” Good luck with your endeavors.
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“No, Daddy, tell them WIRE transfer. The whole point is so I dont have to go into the bank.” You’re dad seems like a REAL asshole.
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“I didnt want my therapist to judge me, so I told her I only made out w Chad.” Not sure you’re quite getting the point of therapy.