07
Time to discuss the elephant in the room. My dog does NOT look like a “Bowling Ball.” Also, dont look for an elephant in the room.
06
“I look fat in my photo light ticket! Why is the camera at such an unflattering angle?” I think you’re missing the point here.
05
Yes, that was another earthquake. Yes, a coincidence it was on Easter. Yes, your cell will work. No, don’t buy those Prada heels.
02
“This website says a sex offender lives on our street! We’re SO moving.” I never thought I’d thank you, Gregory Newman.
01
Last night I moved your clothes from the washer to the dryer. Your purple socks & sports bra were in my hand. Im getting stronger.