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This morning at Starbucks I was able to actively participate in a conversation about Longo’s lip & cheek hydro stick. Thank you.
26
I named him Lance. We stayed awake till morning discussing Chaucer & places to throw up. BEST PARTY EVA.
23
“Right now we’re inviting 27 people, I say only ugly girls from here on out.” “Totes agree.” Totes not agree. I never OK’d this.
22
Yes, I was pretending to be on the phone so I didnt have to pick up my dog’s poo. To be fair, in my convo I was helping a friend.
21
Don’t worry about failing to mail taxes in on time, I’m more concerned that you thought the post office was closed on 4/20.