Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Apr

28

“I seriously think Im adopted. My mom has legit DD’s and Im only a small C.” I would start by making sure mom’s are “legit”.

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Apr

27

This morning at Starbucks I was able to actively participate in a conversation about Longo’s lip & cheek hydro stick. Thank you.

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Apr

26

I named him Lance. We stayed awake till morning discussing Chaucer & places to throw up. BEST PARTY EVA.

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Apr

23

“Right now we’re inviting 27 people, I say only ugly girls from here on out.” “Totes agree.” Totes not agree. I never OK’d this.

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Apr

22

Yes, I was pretending to be on the phone so I didnt have to pick up my dog’s poo. To be fair, in my convo I was helping a friend.

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