Charlie covering his ears
Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Apr

21

Don’t worry about failing to mail taxes in on time, I’m more concerned that you thought the post office was closed on 4/20.

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Apr

21

If coming home at 2AM & talking like Pee Wee Herman is “your new fav,” then why dont you marry it?

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Apr

20

“Everyone here needs to stop freaking out about this volcano. America doesn’t even have any!” USA ranks 3rd in active volcanoes.

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Apr

19

“I think we should start like a movement to bring back the hand job. It’s soooooo much easier.” Good luck with your endeavors.

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Apr

16

“No, Daddy, tell them WIRE transfer. The whole point is so I dont have to go into the bank.” You’re dad seems like a REAL asshole.

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